Friday Stuff

1. Excellent news awaited me this morning: Kelly Ellard’s conviction has been upheld! This means no fourth trial for that bitch who belongs in a 6’x3’x1′ slimy, subterranean cell filled with everything that is nasty, creepy-crawly, disgusting, and soul-sucking. And to all you sick fuckers out there who are coming to this blog by Googling “kelly ellard nude”: I hope you all get penis cancer.

2. What was our fearless leader, Stephen effing Harper doing yesterday when he had Mike effing Duffy ask him a question after his “economic report card” press conference? What an absolutely shameful, absurd, insulting piece of political posturing! This is beyond the pale, as far as I’m concerned. Stage shows of that kind are assinine and fool no one. Obviously, Stevie has no respect for the intelligence of the citizens of this country.

3. And, again the Cons show how out of touch they are by announcing that in the next election there will be two extra days of advanced polling. This is in a ridiculous attempt to increase voter turn out, since 10-million Canadians didn’t bother voting in the previous election. According to Steven Fletcher, Minister of state for democratic reform, it’s possible that many of the 10-million non-voters chose not to vote because it was inconvenient to do so.

Newsflash: No! One third of the population didn’t vote because they’re apathetic or disaffected. Politics in this country suck hairy balls and people are pissed. If the so-called “minister of state for democratic reform” actually did his fucking due dilligence before making such a ludicrous announcement, he’d probably have figured it out. Who knows? He is a Con, after all; he might very well know that people are peeved with our political system but he just doesn’t give a shit. He’d rather come up with an empty scheme to make his government look like they’re doing something instead of implementing changes that might actually make a difference. Typical, typical.

Update @ 3:40pm: since this post went up, I have had many more searches for Kelly Ellard’s bits, including “kelly ellard tits” and “kelly ellard boob pics.” WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??